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thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

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pleoros:

Peter Baker - Skaftafell, Iceland

pleoros:

Peter Baker - Skaftafell, Iceland

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spykez0r:

S P Y K E Z 0 R
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wonderous-world:

Owl by Jiri Michal
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heyteenbookshey:

That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool

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awkwardvagina:

to quote jesus in matthew 4:19

"follow me"

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firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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justsoundwavethings:

kidouyuuto:

whats the different between bird flu and swine flu

if u have bird flu u need tweet-ment and if u have swine flu u need oink-ment

but they’re similar in that both very rarely infect humans and thus did not deserve the pandemic treatment they received.

IF U HAVE BIRD FLU U NEED TWEET-MENT AND IF U HAVE SWINE FLU U NEED OINK-MENT

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departured:

trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

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omg this is so cool take a look 

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